Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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