What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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