i eat poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Anti Joke

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