what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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FAP

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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canaan and mallory

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Anti Joke

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