- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What time is it? 10:58

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Communism

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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