What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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women

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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My mom just died....

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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