why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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