- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

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