Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Like this joke

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Your time.

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Penis penis poop butt

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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