- Anti Joke

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken