- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

My Nan, that is all.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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