Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Fox News

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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