- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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batman farted so hes retarded

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

your face

rent a cops

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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