- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

hard cheese

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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