- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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