Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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you gay?

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What do black people eat? Food.

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The FCC

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