Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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