Get up Look in the mirror

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats 1+1? window!

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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