- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Dude man, I'm high...

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock go away

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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