- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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