What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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