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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What does two plus two equal? 4

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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