Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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