- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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