What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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