Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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