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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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