how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What did the man say to his doctor?

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Baby Seal walks into a club.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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