- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Click here to end the world.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Pickles are powerful

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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