Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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silver bullet?

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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