Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

hextech crafting too opieop

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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