- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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