- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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