- Anti Joke

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead