What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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