Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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