what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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