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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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