- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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