I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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