How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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