Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Large 4

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

you see theres this guy.

Your're racist.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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