Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Alchohol.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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