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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

what looks like a banana? a penis

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

homosexual rights to marriage

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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