How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Caramel Boing.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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