- Anti Joke

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Rebecca Black sings a song.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...