- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

My children are mistakes

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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