- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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