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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.