- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why is this joke funny because your laughing

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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