What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

No antijoke here.

justin beiber sucks

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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