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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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