- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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