- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Jersey Shore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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