Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

13 =B you just learned something

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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