- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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