Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

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