- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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