What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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