Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

you dint have to be a jew matt

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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