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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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