name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Boob

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

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