Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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