Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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were you expecting a joke

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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