- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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