- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

j.p. is dumb

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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