- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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