What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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