What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A man was shot. He died.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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