Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If the 49ers won the superbowl

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Antijokes...

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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