Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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women's rights

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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360 NO SCOPE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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