- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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