Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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BIG MAC'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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