What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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