What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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