A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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alert('The Game')

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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