- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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