What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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I love you

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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