What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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