Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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