Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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