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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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My children are mistakes

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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