- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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