- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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