What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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