Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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