Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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