- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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