- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

lets bomb africa

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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