- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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