- Anti Joke

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.