- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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