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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

This is not a joke.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes