A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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