A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Heskey time.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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