What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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