What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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