Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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A man walked into a bar owch

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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