A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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