- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

So a horse walks into a barn.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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