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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

osama bin laden is dead

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

united we sit, cause we're fat

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