What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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