What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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