- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Lil Wayne

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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