- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Communism hehe xd

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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