- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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