- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Rape

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

think twice or at least think

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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