- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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