Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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