- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's half of 8? o

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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