- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Jordan is pregant

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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