- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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