- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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