- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Women's Rights..

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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