- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

civil rights

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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