What's blue? The sky.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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