Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A pope meets another one

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

first

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

you see theres this guy.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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