- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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