- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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