- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How come anti jokes r funny