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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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