- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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