- Anti Joke

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.