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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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