- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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