- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I'm Polish.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Women's Rights

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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