- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

penis. nuff said.

Barack Obama

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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