- Anti Joke

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways