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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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