- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's brown and sticky A stick

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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