- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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