- Anti Joke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.