- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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