Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Roses are red.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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