- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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