- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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