Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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