- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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