Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Emily Walker.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

men's rights activists

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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