Please ignore this statement.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

hey hey apple

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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