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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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