- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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