What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Bob Saget

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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