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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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