Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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