- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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