- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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