How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Gordon Brown smiles.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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