A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who do we all like george goodburn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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