So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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