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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

FUCK THE JEWS

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

smell the vitamin C

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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