- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

george goodburn is secretly mexican

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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