- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

make me a sandwich! what kind?

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Justin's life

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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