Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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