- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Hello penis

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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