- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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