- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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