- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you mike bibby?

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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