- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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