- Anti Joke

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.